Real Men of Genius: Self-Obsessed Immigrant From Sweden
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius.
Today we salute you, Mr. Self-Obsessed Immigrant From Sweden.
Some come to America for its freedoms, some come for its opportunities, but you came here to tell people that Sweden is the greatest country in the world.
(It’s really the best!)
It’s your mission to make sure that everybody knows that Ikea, Ingemar Bergman, ABBA, Volvo, Bjorn Borg, Absolut Vodka, Saab and Victoria Silvstedt – whoever she is – are all Swedish.
(And Tiger Woods’ wife, too!)
No fact about your native country is too trivial to withhold
(the Vikings had no horns on their helmets!)
and you would never for a second hesitate to tell people from Louisiana how they should cook their crawfish.
(all you need is dill!)
So today we crack open an ice cold Bud Light for you, Mr. Self-Obsessed Immigrant From Sweden, because after our in-laws, there’s nobody we’d rather hang out with!
