The knife you need to bring to your next meeting at work

Below is a picture of my army knife. The inscription is the Swedish acronym for Staff and Communication School, which is where I did my military service for 11 months in 1990-1991. As you can see (and if you can’t, click here for a larger version) the acronym reads StabSbS, and who hasn’t felt the need to stab bs at a meeting or two?

A knife from my army days. The inscription says StabSbS, which is really funny, sort of, maybe.