Archive for April, 2007

Pats punt on draft

Monday, April 30th, 2007

The New England Patriots didn’t do much with the 2007 draft, other than picking Brandon Meriweather, a safety from Miami, in the first round. Meriweather fills a pressing need in a secondary that has been wrecked by injuries for three straight seasons.

The headline grabbing move of the draft for the Patriots was the acquisition of under-achieving wide receiver Randy Moss from the Oakland Raiders. He cost New England a fourth round pick.

In the fourth and fifth rounds the Patriots picked a defensive tackle and an offensive tackle, which was surprising since the offensive and defensive lines are the areas where the Patriots are the strongest.

In rounds six and seven the Patriots picked a bunch of players who seem unlikely to even make the practice squad.

The sweetest victories are the ones we steal from the Yankees

Friday, April 20th, 2007

I admit it, when the Boston Red Sox trailed the NewYork Yankees 6-2 I thought for sure we were done for, but then came that magic 8th inning when the Bronx Bombers bombed big-timed and the Sox pulled out a 7-6 win.

(By the way, how very hip, trendy, contemporary and totally trashy that NESN sideline reporter is with her Bööörbärri scarf. Get the hat, the jacket, and the pants while you’re at it, lady! Posh Beckham 4ever!)

No lesson learned

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

After last year’s Duke University varsity lacrosse rape-hoax debacle - which came to an end only last week - you’d think people, both media professionals and media amateurs, would have been a little bit reluctant to circulate rumors or rush to judgment after the massacre at Virginia Tech, but no. It’s a sad spectacle to behold.

It cuts across the board, from the early report that the gunman was a Chinese student who came to VT on a student visa to the obligatory speculation-mongering about a potential so-called backlash against Koreans and American-Koreans.

Some 2007 Boston Marathon pictures

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Here are some pictures from today’s marathon. One of the media trucks:

2007 Boston Marathon media truck

Here comes the winner:

The winner of the 2007 Boston Marathon entering the last mile.

Here’s the winner running away:

The winner of the 2007 Boston Marathon seen from behind.

That’s all folks.

Which was the best New England Patriots run of 2006?

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

As I instructed them to, Patriots fans voted David Thomas’s catch the best by a Patriots player last season. This time around Patriots.com is running a poll on the best run by a Patriot last year.

Of the five runs picked by Patriots.com, I’d vote for Lawrence Maroney’s 25-yard dash against the Cincinnati Bengals as the best of the season. The rest of them are all substantially less impressive, but I’d take Maroney’s touchdown run against Jacksonville Jaguars as the second best, Corey Dillon’s run as the third, Tom Brady’s out flanking Chicago linebacker Brian Urlacher the fourth and Kevin Faulk’s two-point conversion against San Diego Chargers the fifth best. It should be noted that Faulk is the only player who was featured in the vote for best catch.

The run I miss is Dillon’s against Tennessee Titans in the last game of the regular season. I’m still almost drooling when thinking about it. However, it really was the offensive line that shined on that play. What a play that was.

Les Moonves, whores, and strippers

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Some thoughts on the demise of Don Imus (transcript of his remarks on the Rutgers women’s basketball team):

1) Here I was fearing that the powers that be in Boston were looking to go after local right-wing populist radio talk-show host and newspaper columnist Howie Carr, but instead Mr. Imus, one of Mr. Carr’s enemies, got whacked. Mr. Carr’s happiness over the end of the I-Man is his, but it has been enjoyable to hear Mr. Carr in a jovial mood the last few days. He even laughed off Mickey Kaus’s blog post proclaiming that Mr. Carr’s was “the most offensive radio program” he’d ever heard back in 2000. He was in fine form, let me tell you. Hearing Mr. Carr direct his minions to feed Reverend Al Sharpton’s underlings talking points about Mr. Imus’s temporary replacement was also quite a treat.

2) It is awfully tedious to hear legalistic arguments about what the First Amendment does and doesn’t protect. I get that, as our Governor would say, but surely the First represents a broad popular tolerance and acceptance of speech that one might strongly disagree with and even find offensive? I guess not.

3) Had one complained about the widespread and casual use of the word “ho” before Mr. Imus’s use of the word one would no doubt have risked being called a stiff, a square, a moralist, a crank, and maybe even an anti-black bigot. And one probably will be again a few months down the road when media executives decide that ratings and sales are far more important than some overblown controversy that very few will remember.

4) The excuse that Mr. Imus deserved leniency since so many rappers use similarly vulgar and racially charged language practically all the time is laughably backwards: The fact that rappers revel in such sub low-brow garbage is a very good reason to shun that language.

5) I don’t think anybody associated with Rutgers women’s basketball team will ever need sensitivity training, as they couldn’t possibly be more sensitive than they already are.

6) Students who spent last week reading about witch hunts were in luck as they got to witness one play out in real time. Mr. Imus caused no measurable or identifiable damage with his unprovoked outburst, yet people went after him as if he had skinned a blind girl’s guide-dog on live radio. There’s any number of hyperbolic reactions to choose from but The Boston Herald’s Wayne Woodlief produced one that is as good as any I’ve seen:

The controversy has turned what should have been a tremendous moment for the Rutgers team - which pulled itself up from 3-4 to the title game - into a horrendous experience. Though I hope not, they may be remembered more as the women Imus defamed than as hoops achievers. Cinderella back to ashes.

A horrendous experience?

7) I see a lot of lefties and righties arguing over whether Mr. Imus is a liberal or a conservative. It seems to me that Mr. Imus was tribal rather than partisan, cliquish rather than ideological. It has, however, become very important to members of both camps to think of themselves as better people than the douchebags in the other camp, so there you go.

8) I listened to Mr. Imus’s show for a while in 1998, when he was on WEEI in Boston. I don’t remember thinking much of him one way or the other. I didn’t follow him to WTKK after he was dropped, supposedly for demanding too much for his reportedly lousy ratings at the time if I recall things correctly. But some people did like his show, Boston blogger Carpundit among them, and I don’t see how the world got better because they lost a show they enjoyed.

9) I’m not the least bit impressed by people who very rarely listen to a particular show but then get insanely worked up over some quip on the show in question they hear or hear about. I don’t find the reasoning that a spur-of-the-moment comment reveals some enormous truth about the soul of the person who said it particularly convincing. People of all kinds say thoughtless things all the time, sometimes even thoughtless things that are offensive. It is also strange that so many people got themselves intensely worked up over some off-the-cuff remarks on a live show when just about nobody gave a fig about the carefully scripted and lawyer-vetted recent blasphemous South Park episode in which Jesus kills Bill Donohue, a Catholic activist whose seemingly constant grievance-mongering I don’t care much for. Not that I have any interest in seeing South Park taken off the air or dulled down, mind you.

10) Mr. Imus was not fired for stating an uncomfortable truth or challenging opinion, but for being a jackass for really no reason at all other than to pass time in some street-wise edgy way. Nor did his slip of the tongue - if it was a slip of the tongue - come during the course of a provocative but relevant and interesting discourse. His firing does not strike me as the end of frank conversation.

11) A woman should not have to have to redeeming qualities in order to defend herself against charges of being a whore. All it should it take is not being a whore. The insistence that members of Rutgers 2006-2007 women’s basketball team are “the funniest person you’ll ever meet” and what not is entirely besides the point. All Rutgers had to say was something along the lines of “No member of Rutgers 2006-2007 women’s basketball team has ever dispensed sexual favors for monetary compensation and Mr. Imus owes them a public apology for suggesting otherwise.” How hard would that have been? The same goes for Mr. Imus’s hair comment: It wasn’t offensive because the Rutgers players are swell gals but because it was a gratuitous slur.

12) As is my habit, I listened to Boston rock station WBCN while driving around earlier today. As is often the case, in the middle of the afternoon the station aired a commercial for a strip club outside of Boston. A strip club. Who owns WBCN, you ask? CBS Radio. Rock on, Les Moonves.

How to become independently wealthy in five easy steps

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

1) Be a hot blonde Swede.

2) Marry a rich American.

3) Hire a nanny who’s also a hot blonde Swede, but much younger.

4) Let nature take its course.

5) Ka-ching!

Selling North American Indians short

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Pathfinder is a soon-to-be-released movie based on an actual comic book. According to the movie’s trailer the plot is based on the idea that mounted Vikings raided North America about 900 A.D. (”600 years before Columbus” as the trailer has it) - more or less at will, it seems - and one of the raiding parties left behind some kid who then grew up to become a splendid warrior. That Viking-gone-native then slaughters a band of marauding vikings.

I like the idea of the alien who sides with the morally superior natives against his fellow folks, but otherwise the movie’s premise is pure garbage:

1) The garb worn by the vikings in the trailer isn’t just anachronistic but complete fantasy.

2) Vikings on horses in North America? What were they, amphibious Mongols?

3) Vikings didn’t reach North America until about 1000 A.D., less than 500 years before Columbus. They did not, in any meaningful sense, discover the continent. That feat belongs to 15th Century explorers. Nor did their goofball journey to North America leave a lasting impression, or any kind of impression, on either North American or European cultures.

4) There’s no way the few Vikings who made it to North America would have been able to raid villages. That they could have been defeated only by a left-behind Viking strikes me as insulting to North American Indians who as matter of historical record didn’t yield an inch to European settlers for more than a century after Columbus landed in the Caribbean.

In other words, it’s a pretty dumb story and an odd one, too, if the idea was to make money by glorifying North American Indians.

Drew Bledsoe retires

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Former New England Patriots quarterback Drew Bledsoe announced today that he is retiring from football after 14 seasons in the National Football League. Bledsoe was the first player picked in the 1993 draft and started in one Super Bowl. He lost his starting job after he got hurt early in 2001 season and left the team shortly after it won Super Bowl in February 2002.

Bledsoe, along with then head coach Bill Parcells, brought life to a faltering franchise.

I have two great memories from the Bledsoe era, specifically the 1998 season. My wife got us tickets to New England’s back-to-back home games against first Miami Dolphins (on Monday night) and then the Buffalo Bills. Bledsoe engineered a game winning, last-minute drive that he capped off with a touchdown pass to Shaw Jefferson gainst Miami, the followed that up with a last-second game-winning touchdown pass to Ben Coates against the Bills. That was of course in that old concrete bowl Foxborough Stadium. There was a staggering number of completely wasted fans and swarms of security personnel in yellow jackets moved quickly from one fight to another in the stands. A brief scuffle broke out in the row behind us at the Bills game when this improbably big Patriots fan lunged at an obnoxious motormouth Bills fan. I think there were about eight of us who dove in to separate the two (well, to stop the Pats fan from potentially crushing the Bills fan). It was in no small part thanks to the excitement that Bledsoe brought to the team that the Patriots were able to build the excellent Gillette Stadium.

It was an otherwise strong case

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

The prosecution puts an end to the persecution:

The eyewitness identification procedures were faulty and unreliable. No DNA confirms the accuser’s story. No other witness confirms her story. Other evidence contradicts her story. She contradicts herself.