The missus and I saw The Waitress this morning at AMC Boston Common 19. It is a fairly miserable film. I knew nothing about it in advance but I had expected it to be a high-brow chick flick, maybe even borderline enjoyable. In reality, The Waitress is a rather dark drama with streaks of very oestrogen-centric humor that doesn’t particularly appeal to me. It’s not a bad movie, but I didn’t find it remarkably entertaining, either, and parts of it are outright boring (inside joke for those who have seen it: Reclaiming My Manliness After Seeing The Waitress Pie: Rare steak tips and chopped bratwursts smothered with a mustard, ketchup and mayo mix, with a cup of JD for flavor).
I don’t consider The Waitress to be a good date movie, but if you’re a guy and you want to impress that hot, feminist-leaning co-ed who thinks she ought to be a lesbian on general principle but can’t get over the fact that she’s attracted to boys, not girls, you could probably get some mileage out of praising it. Maybe even third-base mileage or better (but don’t use this post’s headline as an ice breaker because then you’ll strike out faster than Coco Crisp).
Keri Russell, who plays the lead, is pretty cute. You may remember her from such shows or movies as 7th Heaven, Felicity and The Upside of Anger, but the only thing she’s been in that I had seen previous to The Waitress is the excellent Mel Gibson vehicle We Were Soldiers, where I guess she played one of the Army wives.
[Update: The missus tells me to stress that Ms. Russell was Felicity, the once enormously popular television show (enormously popular with its target audience), otherwise it'll look like I don't know what I'm talking about, which I clearly don't in this case. I vaguely remember a big to-do about Felicity cutting her hair.]
Update: I was a bit interested in finding what the professional opionators hd to say about The Waitress. Here are some examples:
Ty Burr of The Boston Globe does a little step dance to avoid sying that the movie blows, apparently because a lot of people like some other movies that the director of The Waitress has done.
Claudia Puig of USA Today thinks it’s “delicious fun.”
The director of “The Waitress,” Adrienne Shelley, was murdered in New York last year, allegedly by an illegal alien construction worker from Ecuador.