Throw IKEA a bone: It’s a leg, not a boner

“Experts” have determined that the dog with a seemingly mighty and quite human-looking schlong on the cover of this year’s IKEA catalog is in fact a very normal dog and the would-have-been impressive balle is just a leg and not at all what excitable Canadians thought it was.

Makes you kind of wonder though about those “experts:” Are they experts on dog legs or dog something else?